Baby Billboards

Why is it that parents feel the need to decorate their babies like moving billboards?  I mean, do we really need to plaster our children with Disney characters?  Why is it that it is so hard to find kid’s clothes without company branding all over them?  Dora the Explorer might be a cute cartoon – but I don’t need to buy a 3 piece outfit advertising the show to clothe my 19 month in.

 The item that irritates me the most is Diapers.   Why do we need Blues Clues and Winnie the Pooh all over our kids butts?  I would actually pay more to use a plain old white diaper.  Better yet – how about a cute pink polka dot diaper?  Or blue check?  Yellow argyle?  Pampers / Huggies – listen up!  Better yet – send me a years free diapers for my great idea.